hot boys are so fun until you realize they don’t want you

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in math i use this thing called the guess and hope method 

(Source: ssarahmanning, via the3xclusive)

"When someone is crying, of course, the noble thing to do is to comfort them. But if someone is trying to hide their tears, it may also be noble to pretend you do not notice them."

Lemony Snicket (via fairestregal)

This is important.

(via goddessgretchen)

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this will be the first generation of moms that know you’re unable to pause a multiplayer game

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how much do islands cost i want one

Less than a college education


what the fuck

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you can’t face the problem if the problem is your face.

(via sliceofhevyn)


Why don’t astronauts just visit the sun at night?

(via nahkathy)


dont u hate it when u have a romantic dream about someone who u never thought about in a romantic way and then u wake up and have some weird crush on them like wtf subconscious why u gotta do this to me

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