hey you wanna do a fun prank we can hold hands and cuddle and makeout and make everyone think we’re dating it will be so hilarious
What shipping wars feel like to shippers:
What shipping wars actually look like:
do you ever check how much time there’s left of an episode just to make sure they won’t stop there
dONT BE A TEACHER IF U DON’T LIKE FUCKING KIDS????
this can be taken two ways
- me: *plots out entire novel, mentally writes 500 pages of dialogue, and deeply develops primary and secondary characters whilst driving*
- me: *opens microsoft word* wait, what?
it takes 0.2 seconds for you to reply to my text and it saves me from a lifetime of embarrassment and suffering